You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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