found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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