i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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