yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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