she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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