I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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