This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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