nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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