State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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