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• (614): View more from Ohio

  ...is it true? will i see you next weekend

  (248): View more from Michigan

  YES.

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  ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i will soon be in a relationship on fb

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  you!?

  (561): View more from Florida

  me and your mom. i mean, lisa.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet

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• (718): View more from New York

  Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.

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• (310): View more from California

  Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.

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