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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"

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• (714): View more from California

  there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.

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  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.

  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Only if you died obviously.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.

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