I wannas sexs uuuuu
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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