Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
A+ Viking dick
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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