The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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