I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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