its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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