Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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