Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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