she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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