peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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