Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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