they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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