I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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