Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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