Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Panties = found
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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