yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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