My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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