What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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