Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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