gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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