@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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