So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm passing your future prison.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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