can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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