I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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