Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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