my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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