What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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