Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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