youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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