But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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