well most of my day revolves around power hour
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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