apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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