he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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