So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
And my parents said I crawled through the house
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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