i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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