Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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