how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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