Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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