Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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