Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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