Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize
