Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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