did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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