I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So much Jack, so little girl.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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