Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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